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Poor day yesterday at Store More HQ yesterday …. just one reservation 👀
Right thats enough chit chat on to the newsletter

1 Reservation
2 Move Ins
4 Move Outs
Lets … Do … This …
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🤐 A Self Storage Tip - “I MESSED UP”
🤝 3 Self Storage News Stories
🧐 Yesterday’s figures for each facility
🥸 1 Meme of the day
Self Storage Tip💡 💰
“I MESSED UP”
I did a podcast yesterday about my biggest mistake and got an amazing response sooo I thought I’d relive it in the newsletter as well 😩
The reason I did the podcast was I don’t want to paint a picture of myself as someone who doesn’t and hasn’t made mistakes
That couldn’t be further from the truth!
I make them all the time …. So here goes -
My Biggest Mistake
Fasten in … it’s a good one
One that I guarantee you …. no one in the industry is DUMB enough to make 🫣
Hahah … I’m actually worried and a little scared to admit this
I always want to be honest but this could be a little too honest 😲
Once Upon A Time ….
Dean Had a storage company in Beverley
Haha … Sorry here goes for real ….
Let’s set the scene
In 2016 I had one self storage facility … Beverley 24
It was doing really well … It was just about full
(I didn’t fully understand revenue management back then)
One of the customers was a sparky
I got quite friendly with this sparky as he used the facility everyday and was just about my age
Unfortunately, someone went bankrupt on him (Meaning, a company he’d just done a big job for couldn’t pay him)
He lost around £10k
He was distraught … He also told me he would be late paying me
No problem I replied … Pay me when you can
*** Stupid thing to say BTW ****
Fast forward 18 months
He owed me around £2,000
He’d stopped taking my calls
He wouldn’t answer the door when I went to his house
I had no way of contacting him
Soooo, I messaged his partner as we were all friends and explained the situation
She told me to come round to the house at a certain time as he would be in
I did what she said … I knocked on the door and she let me
Mr sparky was upstairs, his partner shouted up and said I was here …
Silence …. No reply
So she went up to speak to him
5 minutes later she came downstairs and said “I’m really sorry Dean he’s refusing to come downstairs”
To be honest I felt a little sorry for him …
He must have been embarrassed .. one because I was there and 2 because now his partner knew
Also, he wasn’t not paying because he had bags loads of cash in his bank
He wasn’t paying me because he was struggling
So I told his partner all I wanted was my unit back so I could earn some money out of it
Don’t worry about the money .,.. I’m sure he’ll sort me out when he can
She thanked me and apologised for him and said she would get him to empty the unit
A month passed and still no money and his stuff was still in the unit
I didn’t want to sell the stuff because it was all his electrical equipment he used to do his job
I couldn’t do that to him … Even though he owed me a small fortune
So I called my removal mate and asked him if he would help me move his stuff out of his unit and take it round to the sparkys house
He said yes …
I told the sparkys partner I didn’t want to sell his stuff and I was going to bring it back to him and drop it off
She got back in touch and said that “the sparky was refusing to be there and she was working late … could I just leave it on the front”
“No problem” I said … I was just relived to have my unit back to rent out
So … (this is where it gets embarrassing!!!) me and my removals mate met at the storage one evening
We cut his lock off and started loading the sparkys stuff in to the van
Half way through my removal mate shouted out to me
“Ere Dean, I thought you said he was a sparky?”
To which I replied “he is”
“Then why has he got loads of plumbing gear?”
I shouted back …. “I dunno maybe he’s storing it for mate”
We thought nothing more of it and took the sparkys plumbing gear (yes you read that correct 😳) back to his house
PHEWWWWW … Finally, have my unit back … Happy days
Yes I lost £2k in rent but it happens … I can now move on
Ha …. IF ONLY
2/3 days later (I’m actually cringing writing this)
I get a call from the plumber storing from us
Loverly chap, proper salt of the Earth guy
“Hey Dean” he says
“I’ve just been to my unit and it’s empty with the lock removed …..
Where’s my stuff pal??”
OHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO 🤬
Surly I couldn’t have ….
I raced to the office and checked ….
YEP …. I HAD!!!
I’d emptied the wrong unit 🫣
I’d given all the plumber’s stuff to the sparky
I then looked in the sparkys “actual unit” ….
….. EMPTY!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
So the guy who owed me £2k didn’t just get away with £2k of debt … Ohhh NOOOO
I gave him a bonus as well …. A leaving present if you like 🤮 ….
…. All the plumbing gear you need to start a industrial plumbing business!
SHITTT! 🤬
To be fair to the plumber he took it like a champ
He was insured for £10k but we went through all the things that was in the unit and the replacement cost was around £6,500
I think he was happy just to get new stuff for old stuff
I was grateful he didn’t milk it for the £10k he was insured for … which he could have
Obviously, this came out of my pocket as I couldn’t claim on the insurance 😳
Ha I dearnt ask if I was insured for TOTAL STUPIDITY
So Mr Sparky not only got away with £2k of debt but he also got £6,500 worth of plumbing equipment
Happy days for him
I actually see the sparky every now and then …. I don’t know who’s more embarrassed, me or him 🤷♂️
So …. It doesn’t matter how much you have messed up …
Always remember I’ve messed up more Haha
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Yesterday’s Results -
Willerby (Hull) … My Big Site

0 Reservations
1 Move Ins
2 Move Outs
Month to Date -
MINUS 315 Sq Ft
Reservations so far this week = 1
Move Ins so far this week = 3
Clough Rd Figures ... The Automated Site

0 Reservations
0 Move Ins
1 Move outs
Month to Date -
PLUS 460 Sq Ft
Reservations so far this week = 2
Move Ins so far this week = 3
Beverley … My Baby (First Site)

0 Reservation
0 Move Ins
0 Move Outs
Month to Date -
PLUS 160 Sq Ft
Reservations so far this week = 0
Move Ins so far this week = 1
Wrexham's Figures (Indoor) ... My First Acquisition

0 Reservation
0 Move Ins
1 Move Outs
Month to Date -
MINUS 25 Sq Ft
Reservations so far this week = 2
Move Ins so far this week = 0
Mansfield Figures

1 Reservation
1 Move Ins
0 Move Outs
Month to Date -
PLUS 635 Sq Ft
Reservations so far this week = 8
Move Ins so far this week = 5
Glasgow

0 Reservation
0 Move Ins
0 Move Outs
Month to Date -
PLUS 320 Sq Ft
Reservations so far this week = 2
Move Ins so far this week = 1
TOTALS -
Reservations so far this week = 15
Move Ins so far this week = 13
Meme / GIF of the day -👀😂

Health and Fitness ... Move More = Live Longer - 🏋️♀️ 🏃
Weekly goals -
Gym - 2 times
Run - 40 miles
Boxing - 0
Results so far -
Gym - 0
Run - 13.5 Miles
Boxing - 0
Yesterday’s Steps - 20,101
Loads of self storage love,
Dean ❤️ 🙃